JOGLE

That’s John O’ Groats to Lands End for those not in the know.

For some very cool visual representations of our trip, definitely check these sites out:

Polarsteps app with map of the whole trip

YouTube videos of Mark’s GoPro footage of every day

  • Day 31 – and only our 3rd rainy day. Just for five hours……..

    Today, we left the surprisingly lovely Hinds Head hotel at 8am and walked 31.4km to an aparthotel next to the surprisingly lovely Mr Lau’s Chinese restaurant in Warrington. The bit in between has been consistently wet with one exception. Given the absence of breakfast at the hotel, we decided to stop at Standish just down…

  • Day 30 and there’s something wonderfully childlike about bouncing along woodland paths…….

    Which is why today has felt like the most adult, dull day of the whole trip. Preston ring road, if I never see you again before I die that’s fine by me. I feel sorry for the things I said about  Lancaster now, a true jewel in comparison. So in the absence of posting a…

  • Day 29 – I’ve tried really hard, I promise, to find amazing things to say about Lancaster

    There’s a Guardian newspaper article entitled “Let’s move to Lancaster, Lancashire: it’s grander than you might think” that is admittedly 6 years old now; but I can’t help thinking that “what you might think” is actually more accurate. Even the Guardian article notes that “recent developments and buildings don’t live up to the city’s heritage”.…

  • Day 28 – and the prize for the most ridiculous path Strava has taken us down in over 800kms goes to…….

    Let’s back up a bit though first…… Unfortunately, somewhat intentionally, our route today has been mostly north and easterly rather than south, thanks to there being a large estuary between our start and end points: Grange over Sands and Tewitfield. We had also replotted our route to avoid dodging cars on the main road, which…

  • Day 27 – and breathe…..

    This has been my view for the whole afternoon. It’s been bliss to recharge with a back, neck and shoulder massage followed by my first ever pedicure. I did not realise anyone could spend so long looking at my feet. Hopefully my feet have appreciated it and behave like new versions of themselves tomorrow. Alternatively,…

  • Day 26 – we are half way!!!!!!!!!!!!

    True to style, we turned a long day into an even longer one to avoid dodging cars on the A590 out of Windermere, so Strava’s predicted 35km day turned into a 36.25km one. It was a gorgeous start to the day too, with the mist over the lake clearing as we had breakfast.  The path…

  • Day 25 – we went seriously downhill today. I can’t deny it, it was a struggle.

    Oh no my mistake…….. Having said that, it has definitely been a type 2 fun day, taking nearly 9 and a half hours to do 35km/22 miles. We started in the Boot and Shoe Inn that we had such high hopes for last night. It’s in a quaint location, it looks quaint, it has some…

  • Day 24 – the longest day is over!

    This has probably been the hardest day yet, not least because we both woke up with an unsettled stomach and needed to walk 44km/28 miles to Greystoke. Yep, Greystoke, legend of Tarzan, this is apparently the inspiration for his ancestral home. We even have MGM memorabilia outside our room in the local pub come restaurant come…

  • Day 23 – a slow news day, so let’s share a handy tip and round up Scotland

    We have arrived at the infamous Gretna Green, well known in the UK as the first place over the border from England where, historically, eloping couples under the age of 21 could marry according to Scottish law without their parents’ consent, which was a requirement in England from 1754. Sure enough, as soon as we walked…

  • Day 22 – stay classy people….

    Yes, to confirm, the second of our Days Inn hotel experiences is as lovely as the first. This is our exceptional bedroom window view (through the crack) to the car park. Lovely huh? The MacDonalds for supper, even better as I now know what a “sourdough-style” bap looks like. It doesn’t look like sourdough. It…