Combined skills of two PhDs and two MBAs and 18 images on 9 sheets of photo paper later, we still haven’t got A SINGLE F*****G PASSPORT PHOTO PRINTED FROM THE HP PRINTER!!!! Calm………. This always happens. I think the easiest solution now is to paint my face orange with multiple vertical lines down it whenever I need to travel internationally. For now, I am going to reheat sticky toffee pudding.